Johnny says: I didn't want to put this song on the album because I think it's too disturbing, but the Professor insisted. As a side note, it was largely composed/recorded with my Nintendo DS Korg simulator
Professor Meatloaf: How is it any different than eating a mouse or even a cow, for that matter?
lyrics
The Neighbor’s dog
Me, I’ve had my share of mice
I’ve had moles, voles, tadpoles—
I’ve satisfied every vice
Sweet little birdies, I’ve tasted a few
But there’s still one thing that I’d love
To sink my teeth into
I’ve got my stomach set on the neighbor’s dog
I’ve got my stomach set on the neighbor’s dog
C’mon Chihuahua, don’t make me drool
I’m gonna take you out and then I’m going to eat you
I know you’re bigger than me, I know you’re loud
But I’ve got a killer in me and I’m gonna hunt you
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